It can be a discouraging letdown of false hopes and easy dreams.
It is so simple to pin something and, “make it mine” but then do nothing further. Or worse, as in my most recent case, pin something and ACTUALLY try it, just to have it NOT work.
Twice. Because I forgot I did it the first time.
For the last two years, Davin and I have been landscaping our backyard. We are nearly finished, and for two years, we have had no mulch or ground cover to block the weeds. Since Davin is the one with the brute strength and backyard vision in our family, I have been appointed, chief weed puller. I have poured hours and hours into pulling the weeds in our yard, just to keep it looking the way we planned it until we can put the mulch in (which happens to be in landscaping, unfortunately the LAST step).
However, I recently read on pinterest that spraying vinegar on weeds is an easy, cost-effective, organic way to kill weeds. I was so excited! The pin was from Bob Vila’s website. Touted under the, “9 natural ways to kill weeds without harming mother earth.” Now let me tell you, the first thought I had was, “Why doesn’t everybody do this if it’s so cheap and easy? Why would Davin spend his hard earned money on toxic weed killer if he needn’t do so? Why would he send me to pull all those tiny little annoying weeds if we can just dance around and spray them with natural herbicides?” But alas, my enthusiasm was too great and I went for it anyway, excited to get my organic gardner on, I rushed through the house to find an empty spray bottle so I could awe the weed-killer-world with my new hippy ways!
Davin caught me mid-search for a bottle,
“What are you doing? Why aren’t you taking a nap?”
“Babe!!! I found this new thing on pinterest, where I can kill ALL the weeds in our backyard with just vinegar!!!”
“Really?” (skeptical voice, which I dismiss because he’s finds toxic weed killer useful)
“You already tired that, six months ago, remember?”
“No!!! I couldn’t have, BOB VILA SAYS it on his website! Bob Vila wouldn’t lie!”
Then I ran out the door with a stinky spray bottle full of nasty vinegar ready to take on the weed world.
I was diligent guys, I followed the internet instructions precisely:
Apply vinegar with a spray bottle, pump sprayer or brush. Like other natural herbicides, vinegar cannot differentiate between weeds and other plants. Do this early in the morning – when there’s little wind – to avoid contaminating nearby plants. Vinegar’s killing properties are activated by the sun, so try this on a cloudless day, which also ensures that rain won’t wash it off before it works its magic. (link above).
“Vinegar’s killing properties…”
I was out in the hot, hot sun (it was like 90 trillion degrees last week somewhere, which made it feel hot here). I carefully sprayed ONLY the weeds, because I was sure even one drop was going to destroy every single thing it touched within a two foot radius. It took me over a half an hour, which in my world = almost all my personal free time in one day. I was generous too with my spraying, like those weeds were soaking wet, as was the ground around them. Having spent many a weekend pulling those little stinkers, I was happy to douse them in poison, be gone you ugly little time sucks!
Here is what happened.
Then, a few days later, undaunted, they grew taller.
And had babies.
Do those look dead?
HARDLY! In fact, I think I made them stronger. What happened to, “vinegar’s killing properties?”
And since I hate the smell of vinegar AND defeat. I gave up. A second time.
Davin was right, I had actually already tried this with equal enthusiasm six months prior.
And this leads me to the only thoughtful thought of this post. It’s been said, “insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.” (author of this quote is much disputed between Einstein and Ben Franklin, neither of which probably said it.) Which leads me to wonder, where else in my life have I done this? If I can seriously NOT remember that vinegar didn’t work the first time (which is pretty pathetic if you ask me, and I will blame it on a solid lack of naps), what else am I still doing expecting different results?
Something to think about.
And don’t go wasting your time spraying your weeds with vinegar, Bob Vila’s website tells lies.